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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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stardustparker

reasons i want to be rich

  • to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  • to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  • to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
  • to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
  • to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

  • to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
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mesopelagic

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

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they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

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its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

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toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

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